TTW Start

Welcome to TWW Madness by a crazy lady!

Thats because I am TTC for the 2nd time and so now I kinda know the symptoms or how is works i keep tricking myself into thinking i am pregnant! So not having much fun with these phantom pregnancies every month!

I am 37 and so the clock is ticking! As i am overweight as well which is a whole other blog right??

So, am i really a crazy lady?? Just because i take a test about 8 times in the TWW?? Everyone of us does that right? Not the good tests, as who could afford that? But the cheap strip ones we get 3 for a pound etc. In Fact i think i got 10 for £3 so bargain! Anyway, does that make me crazy really...

Last month i was a few days late so bam! i brought the very expensive test , worked out a whole way i was telling DH even though i have taken the strip tests, all BFN but i swear i saw a faint line!? (faint lines, lets come back to that) So i was excited, after all i had a few cramps , tender boobs, all, if you google them your pregnant! OMG don't Google TWW symptoms, if you sneeze twice in a row your pregnant. But who am i kidding? you're gonna do it, like i do every month, every time something new. Clearly the expensive test was broken, it said i was not pregnant... next day AF!

I swore i would wait for a week after i was due my period next... so here I am today , 8 DPO thinking ooooh i have symptoms, so i will blog it! Every month so all the poor ladies who think they are crazy and alone, NOPE! I am here! Maybe i am alone? No one reading this at all anyway !?

So how do i know i am 8 DPO ? Because i have a lovely app that tells me so , it tells me all kinds of things, it even wants to know where my cervix is? How on earth do i know? Where God put it! Inside me....

So the app is new for me, because.. you know, i wont be one of them sad desperate women who do everything! Have the app, pee on a stick everyday to see if you are fertile , stare at toilet paper for mucus, which lets face it, TMI! especially as i saw some describe it as sticky rice or runny egg?? really ?? do we have to? Errrk ... And after you have done the deed no time for cuddling, gotta get my legs in the air! No no, not me, i only do about 80% of them things so no crazy lady here!

So, i will blog about all the crazy things we go in TWW, just to show you , we all do it... right?